So who's ready for some Smash?

Today, the third member of my core Smash team fell into place, and Moth's Angels are set to make their mark...in the epic annals of online fail.

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I've now cleared Classic Mode with almost half the character roster.

Anyone who can main Snake has mad respect. I can NOT figure out how to play Snake for the life of me.

I've spent most of today bouncing back and forth between the Spirit Board and WoL (still have a LOOOOOOOONG way to go there.)

I'm also trying to master Wii Fit Trainer as my sub-main. Not sure why.

Holy Celestia Ponies, the one of the days I have been waiting for has come. The lovely Umbra Witch Bayonnetta has come to Smash Bros.

I'm even more excited about her than I was about Cloud.

So today's highlights:
- I am absolutely maining Zero Suit Samus now. It's official.
- After spending some time in the Spirit Board, I checked out Tourney Mode and Classic Mode (1 game each).

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- My Classic Mode clear scores tell an...interesting story about how competent I am with characters I don't use/haven't used/can't use properly. For most characters, I'm clearing Classic Mode with a score between 250k-350k. For Zero Suit Samus (my main)? 840k.
- Nintendo kind of hates Luigi, don't they? I mean, they go out of their way to make him a whiny bitch.

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I finally got around to uploading some actual videos of me playing Smash. They're not fancy or anything, just straight rips off my Switch's microSD card. Behold as I suck in all my noobish glory!

(I'm player one in all of the following videos, obviously.)

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But sometimes things get a little...weird.

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Legend battles on the Spirit Board
Especially when I finally manage to tip the odds in my favor and am within 2 good hits of winning, and then get KOed with one solid hit. After trying for like 40 minutes.

The whole shield minigame thing after ANY Spirit Battle
ESPECIALLY when I'm out of SP and have just beaten a Legend or Ace by the skin of my teeth. GAAAAH. That just makes you want to throw EVERYTHING in the toilet, man.

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Not much Smash to report today. I've started working my way through Classic Mode with the fighters I've unlocked. So far I've cleared it with Mario, Link, DK, Samus, and Zero Suit Samus.

Master Hand needs to go find a dick to play with. Seriously.

I'm missing Steve Alex Sephiroth Pyra Mythra Kazuya Sora male wii fit trainer female villager and Alph and that should be almost everybody

So I've had Smash for a couple days now, and...

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Why do I have to close the game itself to exit Adventure mode? That is all.

Didn't clock a lot of Smash time today because today was mostly a lazy do-nothing day. Like, all the do nothings. Like, spent most of the day asleep or watching TV nothing.

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Got my ass kicked, natch.

Getting my ass kicked by a LOT of Ace and Legend class spirit board battles, too. Unrelated tangent, I'm thinking of sometime this weekend (this evening or tomorrow maybe?) opening an online battle where every player has to use Duck Hunt as their fighter.

No reason, I just think it'll be really funny. Let me know if anyone's interested!